𝗜 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗕𝗨𝗬 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗔 𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗥!!!
From time to time a flag can make its way into the possession of someone who is unsure of what to do with it. People will inherit them, find them at garage sale, they make their way home from a college dorm and end up in a box in the attic. Sometimes they wear out simply standing their post flying proudly at the top of a pole and it just becomes its time to retire.
I found this one disrespectfully balled up on a shelf in an antique/boutique/junk shop. They charged me $69. Everyone of us knows someone who has paid a far higher price in her defense. The reason you have it doesn’t matter. If you find yourself in possession of a flag and you are unsure what to do with, just bring it to us.
We will take care of the rest.
Also, we’ll buy you a cold beer for the trip. If you have a great story about the flag we might even have one with you.